Saturday, 20 September 2014

...the horse named Morality

'The punters know that the horse named Morality rarely gets past the post, whereas the nag named Self-interest always runs a good race.’ 

Gough Whitlam
I’ll admit it. I’m an over-privileged brat. I grew up in a two-parent, two-kid, two-car, two-television, middle-class family. Courtesy of Gough and his bottomless chequebook, I received a top-rate government-funded education, spending five years at uni in the days when bands played at lunchtimes and the beer was free. And then I went straight into decent a job.

I’ve never had to struggle to make sense of my world, to wonder where I might sleep or fear when next I might eat.  It hasn’t all been filet mignon and chilled pinot. Of course not. Life likes to serve up a soggy tomato sandwich and tepid chianti every now and again. But on the whole, I’ve had a pretty sweet ride. By the time we moved to The Rock, I was lucky enough to be able to wind-back to a leisurely pace, only accepting enjoyable freelance jobs.

Over the years, I’ve squeezed in a great many hours of helping at school events and serving on committees where we had to sit on those miniature chairs that give you cramp or at tables that testify to the world-shatteringly perceptive statement that ‘Maths sux’. I confess that I just don’t understand mums who exempt themselves from contributing by offering the excuse that they’re too busy because they have children. No shit!? Do they think everyone else turns up at the school gate twice a day by accident? But to be honest, getting involved in kid-related politics has always made me feel that the skills I’ve developed have served more than just me. That others have gained from what Gough gave me.

So, when we moved to The Rock, I knew to expect great sunsets, bad coffee and hordes of thong-wearing tourists over summer. What I didn’t expect was to find a whole new way of applying my Gough-given talents.

I’ve started working as a volunteer at a local community institution one day a week and I’m loving it. It’s not really like work because there’s no pressure. No deadlines. No slippery poles to climb or glass ceilings to give me a headache. Penalty rates, docked wages, tax deductions —they’re all the same when you’re a volunteer worker. Twice nothing is never going to be something. And although it’s a little like helping to organise the school fête, or run the kindergarten or manage the kids club, I’m not there because I’m somebody’s mum. I’m there because I’m me. And I get to sit on a full-sized chair.

At my new non-paying place of employment, I meet like-minded locals while doing stuff that interests me. And if I don’t feel like doing that particular stuff, I can just bail and come back to it some other time.

As a massive bonus, the people there are actually grateful for what I’m doing. They treat me as an intelligent human being. I cannot begin to express what a welcome change that makes from ‘You didn’t buy any juice and my sport uniform is not clean’. It’s a win-win situation. It’s an antidote for what I call the Marvin Syndrome. Remember Marvin the Paranoid Android from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy? — ‘Here I am, brain the size of the universe, and they ask me to open the door…’ Yep, I hear you, Marvin. Living with my kids can make me feel just that way.

So things are looking up in the keep-Wendy-from-going-totally-braindead department and I'm sure that Gough would be pleased to hear that ‘the horse named Morality’ is still on the track.


  1. How did I botch up the spacing and font... ??

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  2. A pleb like me didn't notice. What I did notice was a person who could see the everyday joy and sludge of our lives. Thank you for sharing and using Gough's vision for 'more'.